Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

WHY OH WHY MORTY?

WHYYYYYYY?

That time that I was a bird and you were a map.

You say no?

I say Sí.

Que?

Wee

Qest cu sei?

Sí!

C'est la vie?

....No


What you say?

THIS
IS
SPARTA!
*Falcon Kick!*


What were those last few lyrics?

Hulk want man


Where is the bear.

Bear is driving

How can that be?

Bold and bounty

The stronger soaker up-er?

About half one!

What's the story in Balamory?

When I was a bird and you were a map

What is the difference between a duck?

It always has a bill, the git!

If a submarine goes "blub" and a dog goes "woof", how does a subwoofer go?

Whoop woop

How do the penny whistles go?

Whoooooosh!

Fleh or Flar?

Flandabidosi

Is-she-api?

I suppose I am, yes.

I dropped my keys! Where are they?

In your mum

Wheres my mum?

Oop North! (Don't ask...)

How's it diddling?

Like a fish in a a basket

Are you sure?

EBAY!

Where's my poodle hat?

On my poodle

How did I not make that connection?

Connection to direction

Huhuh, did they sound like erection?

Objection!

My tea is ready, what did you have?

Catfish

Does a rolling stone gather no Kate Moss?