The Magic Vending Machine

*recieves baby vending machine*

*inserts coin*

*receives Change*

*Inserts Signature*

*recieves yawn*

*inserts darren (somehow)*

*recieves millions of Big Macs*

*inserts phone*

*recieves iPhone*

*inserts cat*

*Receives cord*

*Insets spider*

*recieves spelling mistake*

*inserts nuke*

*recieves the USA*

*inserts a party in said country*

*recieves Miley Cyrus*

*inserts Miley Cirus*

*receives Hannah Montana*

*insert the letter P*

*recieves p00p*

*inserts PS3*

*Receives. Oh, theres no games haha*

*Inserts Xbox*

*You get Sacred 2: Fallen Angel*

*inserts one the toy story aliens*

*You get some 3D glasses*

*Inserts a fart*

*receives diarrhea*

*inserts Thor, god of thunder!*

*Receives a lightning cloud from Mario Kart*

*Inserts a blue shell*

*receives someone in his base killing his dudes*

*inserts MSNBC and CNN*

*you get a news caster*

*Inserts the jabberwocky*

*You get a person of diminished size*

*Inserts tongue*

*receives Lickitung*

*inserts Janeane Garofalo's comments about the Tea Party members being racist, in written form*

*you get dormouse*

*inserts master chief*

*you get Lloyd Grossman ;D*

*inserts mastercard*

*recieves money*

*inserts bee*

*you get a hive of wasps*

*Inserts a Char*

Receives Mander

Inserts High 5