The Great Rambling Story Game

Similar to previous type 3 words type threads on other forums but with no limit on words

Be as serious or random as you like, I'll start :-

In the beginning there was dog, and he was happy chasing his tail for days at a time. But dog grew tired of the chase as he felt he was getting nowhere, so one day he decided to create .....

...the world's largest McDonalds on I. Drive in Florida, where people come from all over then wish...

...they had gone to see the world's largest rubber band ball instead. Not completely understanding why, dog continued to...

....chase his tall, faster and faster, causing......

...a rip in the fabric of space to appear. Fascinated, the dog approaches it. Suddenly, out pops...

...A massive turtle, wearing a title belt. He offered the dog...

...a hamburger, but...

...Dog told the Turtle no but offered to take Turtle on a adventure to...

...Johto, where they could be captured by little boys and forced to fight other animals. The dog...

...was very excited, hoping to catch them all. However...

...he was informed that he would need to buy an additional device in order to capture some exclusive pokemans. Undeterred, dog...

... proceeded to the nearest Dogs at Home, where he met...

...a fat dog called Burger. Burger told him that he had to go to...

...home, as there is nothing left to do today..

Chapter 2

Upon, re-awakening, The dog realised....

...that he had not has his flu shot. He ran to the doctors...

..as fast as he could, but ended up bumping into...

...a fat man, who tried to eat him. After running away from the fat man, the dog...

...hit a brick wall, knocking him out. When he awoke, he was in a strange building surrounded by...

...Darren, who had wrapped his big fat rolls around the windows, stopping air getting in for the terrified people inside. The fatty Darren roared loudly as he saw...

..the Dog chasing his tail, angered by the dog's simplistic entertainment, Darren then...

..tightened his grip on the building he was covering, destroying it in the process and crushing the people inside. He then..

...rolled to McDonalds and ate a Big Mac. The dog escaped the rubble and ran for his life. He bumped into...

... A magical talking cat who said to him...

...'Would you like to Brawl?' The dog agrees, and they go on Brawl. The cat chooses to be Samus, the dog chooses to be...

... Sonic, they then enter into adventure mode they choose to save...