Gaming Quotes

Gumshoe: ...Oh yeah! Listen, this is just between us, OK sir?
Edgeworth: Yes... What?
Gumshoe: This is top-secret stuff! Don't tell anyone about this.
Edgeworth: ...Alright.
Gumshoe: The truth is... When I was a kid... I wanted to be a wizard!
Edgeworth: ...
Gumshoe: ......

Mia: (Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...)

Apollo Justice: ...Valant Gramarye! (...Using the door like an average muggle, no less.

Alistair: "Look, can we talk for a moment? I need to tell you something I, ah, should probably have told you earlier."
Warden: "Let me guess: You're an idiot."
Alistair: "Yes, that's right. I stopped you to tell you I'm an idiot. Whew! Thank the Maker you know already! Now I can stop worrying I'll be found out."

Alistair: So what's the deal with you and him, anyway? Dare I ask?
Morrigan: Him? Him who? Is this supposed to mean something to me?
Alistair: You know exactly who I'm talking about. Mister Let's-Make-Kissy-Faces over there.
Morrigan: My, my. You are jealous, aren't you? Did I take your favorite Grey Warden away from you?
Alistair: What? I'm not jealous! I'm horrified.
Morrigan: Those blushing cheeks of yours tell a different tale
Alistair: These blushing cheeks are terrified that you'll suck all the blood out of them once you're done with him.
Morrigan: If I feel the need to suck on anything of yours, Alistair, you'll be the first to know.
Alistair: That... was so not what I meant.
Morrigan: Perhaps we should go and tell him together of your touching concerns? Perhaps he'll pay more attention to you if you ask nicely.
Alistair: Uh-huh. I think we're done here.
Morrigan: Done before you started, in fact.

olimarmaster wrote:Favorite portal quotes:
1) GladOS - falling into the pit of hazardous material will result in a permanent mark on your record...followed by death
2) GladOS - that thing made shoes for orphans...nice job destroying it...hero. Maybe it was a raw sewage container, go ahead and rub your face all over it...
3) GladOS - Remember, if at first you don't succeed, you fail, and the test will be terminated