Corrupt a wish

Granted. They get bored and leave.

I wish my chest would stop hurting.

Granted it starts loving instead

I wish my Laptop would arrive

Granted, it arrives but when you try to turn it on it goes poof and starts to smoke

I wish that i had Guild Wars 2

Granted, your laptop explodes

I wish the weekend would last forever

Think you missed a post there Darren lol

Granted, it rains and you're stuck in with a broken leg

I wish to be able to eat and not gain weight

Granted, but now you starve to death despite eating more than enough food to sustain yourself.

I wish modern comic books sucked less.

Granted .... Hands NotNamedJohn a copy of the new ongoing Transformers comic

I wish I could afford to buy my Transformers comics every month again

Granted, but they stop the production of the comic right at a cliffhanger

I wish that movie sidewipe was a red lambo with a vain twin

Granted but Michael Bay makes them more annoying than the current twins

I wish that I have 3D TV by the time Transformers 3 makes it to Blu-Ray

Granted, but you never get to see Transformers 3 and thus is a waste

I wish I hadn't felt like I'd wasted today.

Granted, now you feel like you accomplished a great deal while actually having wasted the whole day.

I wish I hadn't slept for fourteen hours today.

Granted you were slapped with a fish for 14 hrs instead

I wish I could shed weight quicker

Granted, but now it's difficult to gain weight when you need to.

I wish I could shade my drawings better.

Granted. The whole page goes black.

I wish my DVD would get here.

Granted, it comes in A MILLION PIECES! AHAHAHAHA!!!!

I wish I wasn't so lazy

Granted, you run around so much you can't stop running into walks, and die.

I wish I was still in bed.

Granted but you're in a coma

I wish what I said was teken for what it is

Granted, you get moaned at until the end of time for spelling taken wrong

I wish I have a SF IV Fightpad

Granted ... it beats YOU up

I wish I could slepl

Granted, you never wake up.

I wish I didn't have to go out today.

Granted, You have to go out every day for the rest of your life for at least 13 hours.

I Wish I could find PSN Cards for Ghosts Giveaway!

Granted, you find so many of them that you end up being crushed by there weight.

I wish I was a muppet

Granted

I wish I was a rich man

Granted, but everyone else in the world has no money, and as a result dies from starvation and you are left to live alone. (Farfetched or what? )

I wish it was the 16th of September already!

Granted, you've lost 7 months of your life!

I wish I could be better at playing the Keyboard.