Corrupt a wish

Granted, but you're too fat for it.

I wish I had the Glee soundtrack.

Granted, but you stole it so you get arrested and thrown in prison, key thrown away never to be seen again bye bye RawkHawk! ^_^

I wish I had a salad

Granted, but it has burgers in it. Owait.

I wish Metroid didn't exist.

Granted, you take Fire Emblem, No More Heroes, Professor Layton and Ace Attorney out of existance with it!

I wish this weekend to be a good one

Granted, but you have a crap monday.

I wish Cataclysm would come out now <3

Granted, it happens in the real world

I wish other people would post in this game

Granted, but they all call you phat ;-;

I wish I had a pet luigi.

Granted, but it only works when you have another player in the room.

I wish I had good grammar moar.

Granted. She starts waving her penis in your face.

I wish I had moar moneh.

Granted. It's monopoly money.

I wish for food!

Granted. But Darren sees it.

I wish I didn't make the mistake of replying to something on the previous page. >_>

Granted, but I saw it, so I laugh at you, lowering your self-esteem

I wish I could wish for a wish to wish for.

Granted, you become obsessed with one wish, forgetting everything else and end up killing yourself.

I wish I had more money.

Granted, but you get robbed of all your money 5 seconds later.

I wish Glee were on sooner.

Granted. But they now also plan to cancel the series sooner, due to gayness. >_____>

I wish there was more cake on earth.

Granted. You become 85 stone and die of obesity and loneliness.

I wish I had a baseball bat.

Granted. You are immediately sniped by a man from 2 streets away.

I wish I could see past Darren.

Granted, There are just more Darrens. EVERYWHERE

I wish my post count was higher, I'm way behind lol

Granted. It goes up by 1 post, then the Forum Games post count is disabled.

...and you then realise you don't actually need a high post count, and go outside into civilisation, having a happy life with friends. >___________>

I wish you could make the banner jus a wee bit bigger.

That's a nightmare 0_o

You make it too big, crash the forum, you get blamed and banned.

I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish.

Granted. The fish then kills you for doing it to him in the first place.

I wish i had superpowers.

Granted, you have the power to explode and never return. Enjoy

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You fly into a jet engine.

I wish my iPod had better songs.

Granted. Every song to do with Glee is deleted, along with your Lady Gaga and N-Dubz albums.

I wish I had an evil headquarters deep within some mountains.