Corrupt a wish

Granted, but you find it impossible to get in yourself.

I wish I weren't so tired.

Granted, but now you are forever bored and unable to sleep.

I wish I didn't have to go to school in a few minutes.

Granted. You have to go to college instead and the workload kills you.

I wish I knew what to type.

Granted, you only ever type that. forever.

I wish I was WWE Champion.

Granted. However, IT WAS ALL A DREAM.

I wish for more food.

Granted, you explode from eating to much

I wish I could lose weight quicker.

Granted. Your arms and legs have fallen off and you now weigh less.

I wish that the next Batman film would go ahead and include Robin in it, and also not suck at all.

Granted, Robin is the main character and it is so awesome they do away with Batman altogether for Robin.

I wish I was Batman

Granted, but you're the Jean-Paul Valley Batman instead of the Bruce Wayne Batman.

I wish that every time I look in the freezer, it is restocked with a delicious pie and a delicious pizza.

You get fat and die.

I wish I ruled the world.

Granted. However, you get laughed at and abused so much you lose all self-esteem, get depressed and jump off a cliff.

I wish for pie.

Granted, but it's been poisoned and you're in the hospital for a few unpleasant months.

I wish my toes weren't all red, itchy and swollen.

Granted. Your toes fall off.

I wish I could get my work done.

Granted, but it's of unacceptable quality.

I wish I was master of time and space.

Granted, Time starts to fade as space collapses around you, leaving you in a constant purgatory

I wish I wasn't lonely

Granted, but now you are constantly surrounded by people and all you want is some time alone for yourself.

I wish Valve would hurry up with Half-Life 2: Episode 3.

Granted, They rush it, and it is such a poor game that the entire series is destroyed

I wish I could be arsed to go out.

Granted. You get hit by a truck the second you leave your house.

I wish I had Adobe Premiere Elements.

Granted, but Thor, the god of thunder, decides to smack your belongings around with some lightning bolts and your computer is ruined.

I wish MegaUpload wasn't so lame.

Granted, but your computer becomes lame, so MegaUpload becomes useless.

I wish I could actually use RapidShare.

Granted, It installs a virus onto your computer, destroying it.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

Granted. Now you have no back. You flub to the ground like a blob.

I wish I could sing.

Granted, but you and everything else on the plant are now completely deaf.

I wish for IMMORTALITY! Muhahahaha! Also a really good evil laugh to go along with it would be nice. XD

Granted. Your life turns so horrible and torturous that death is the only way out. OWAIT. Also, you're tortured so much you can't make anymore noise.

I wish I had a wish to corrupt.