Corrupt a wish

Granted. And here it is:

Granted, but OMG division by zero!!! The universe is destroyed with only a few survivors, you not being one of them because of your proximity to the event.

I wish to be very successful in life.

Granted. You succeed in dying.

I wish I had no homework.

Granted; you are now required to finish all of the same work in school before leaving, otherwise you fail the class.

I wish Nintendo makes an F-Zero game for Wii set in the old continuity instead of the reboot continuity.

Granted. It's awful, however.

I wish Apollo Justice 2 would get some info on it.

Granted, the info reveals nothing, and you are bitterly disappointed.

I wish I was still in the pub with my mates.

Granted, but it's because you died from a combination of alcohol poisoning and drowning and your mates were too lazy to do anything about it.

I wish my power level was OVER NINE THOUUUSAANNNNND!!!

Granted, you explode

I wish I liked my new avatar, looks a little weird.

Granted, but everyone else finds it offensive and you get banned from the forum.

I wish it was Thursday tomorrow.

Granted, and every day becomes Thursday, the same Thursday, repeated over and over. Always the same, never ending.

I wish my mates birthday present would hurry up and arrive =/

Granted, but it mysteriously bursts into flames upon contact with air.

I wish my life was just like in Groundhog Day; repeating the same day over and over again could be really awesome.

Granted. You get killed 5 minutes after you wake up. forever.

I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted.

Granted, it becomes light happy feathers that attack people

I wish that my huns truck didn't have a flat tire

Granted, the tires over inflate and float away

I wish I had some food =(

Granted but it's horribly burned

I wish i had a car

Granted, it has no wheels, and a bomb in it.

I wish I was King DeDeDe

Granted, but now Kirby is almost always smacking you with umbrellas and throwing bombs into your face.

I wish that Nintendo would make the first VR console for the home.

Granted. It turns everyone's brains to dust.

I wish I could sleep

Granted, but now you can never wake up.

I wish I had a Wii.

Granted, It's just a case, a Wii Case

I wish I slept last night.

Granted. You sleep for 1 second before being waken up.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

Granted, you never feel hungry again, and ironically die of hunger.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You fly for a minute then splat on a window.

I wish I had a NES

Granted, but it malfunctions and doesn't work

I wish that greed didn't rule the world

Granted, but now tyranny does.

I wish that there would be a reunion tour between the Beatles that are still alive and the Zombie Beatles.